Tory MPs will be given new legal right to delete all posts about their previous record, Tories announce


Tory MPs will be given a new legal right to wipe clean all photos, messages and information anyone had put online before last election under a new manifesto pledge announced by Theresa May.

The Prime Minister will announce plans for new legislation amid fears that MPs repuation and careers are being damaged by comments, actions, policies, and failures they made previously.  The legislation will be overseen by the English Social Media Group, to be known as EngSoc for short. The Prime Minister commented “ignorance is strength and stability”.

Social media companies will also face significant fines if they fail to stop people from “unintentionally” coming across evidence of previous failures, their hate speeches and other material harmful to the reputation of Tory MPs as Britain’s most likeable and trustworthy people.

The Tories will also unveil new powers to hit the entire social media industry with a multi-million pound fines if it fails to fulfill its responsibilities to protect the electorate from seeing or remembering past failures and broken promises.

The report comes after it emerged that the electorate are increasingly using social media websites to screen MPs in absence of a media that reports transparently or holds the government to account.

New laws will also require social media companies to respond when Tories flag potentially inappropriate content; such as positive stories about Jeremy Corbyn or labour policies.  They will have a new duty to either “take down” inconveniently truthful material or explain why they are keeping it online through the medium of a contribution to Conservative party funds.


The country is infected with ransomware and it’s the poorest that must pay

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[Source: Institute For Fiscal Studies; “The impact of tax and benefit reforms on household incomes”]

Here’s how to avoid it in future

Careful where you tick

“Last time I ticked ‘strong and stable government’; but what I got was a country more divided than any time in living memory, a unknown future that puts our children’s futures at stake, incoherent and wasteful policies, increase in poverty, increase in food banks, increasing debt, decrease in benefits, decreases in taxes for big corporations, and a purposeful failure to tackle tax avoidance.”

Read the small print

Policies are a good indication of what you might be installing. If you don’t see a policy, or it looks like it’s just been copy-pasted from elsewhere – be very suspicion. It may just be nothing more than appealing but empty slogans, misinformation, and sham stories about competitors.

Trustworthy source


Is it a reliable source? Have they previously kept promises? Perhaps they said they would save the NHS, when in fact they let it crumble while selling it off to friends for profit. Perhaps they’ve repeatedly done this to public owned services over decades – it might be a good indication that the same might happen again. Did they meet the targets they said? Have they improved your lives?

If you’re reading reviews elsewhere, be careful that they are reliable too. Perhaps what appears to be an independent reviewer is not. Perhaps there are strong links, financially or though past employment or associations. Has your source been banned by Wikipedia as a source of fake news? Do its owners stand to materially benefit from the decisions it is pushing you towards. Read around, know the background of your source and be aware of false advertising.

The Alternative

Read the policies. Do they make sense? Would they make this country and the lives of its residents a better place to live? If so, then uninstall the current ransomware  – and consider where to tick next time.